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Master Demotivational Poster


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm

MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!

FLUFFY - Deadly Things Come In Can Come In Cute Packages.

TAGS: fluffy blademasterv lol random ect lol
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BladeMasterV

ManiacalZManiac - February 17, 2009, 11:32 am
Deadly Things Come In Can Come In? wtf....
djp - September 22, 2008, 1:52 pm
grammar fail!


TAGS: capital letters because they master
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 4:58 pm

I'm goin' to hell; you know that, don't you?
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:07 pm
Giddy UP lg.
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:38 pm
from now on
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:24 pm
well, this is just capital, and and stooped uncle can get his horse jacked off by hisself
JesusWept - February 20, 2016, 11:18 am
HAHAHA!! Brilliant! Upvote.

WHAT?? - I can't hear you, there's some damn noisy people here.

TAGS: roller coaster cellphone master
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Makriev

agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 2:53 am
This picture has potential.


YOGA - Next we'll move into "downward facing dog"... aaaand gently pant...

ROLLIN - They see me rollin they haten

TAGS: rollin cute dog blademasterv ect
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by BladeMasterV

aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:09 pm
They see me repeating, they hate'n
Laura - September 6, 2008, 7:08 pm
Pekingese are my favorite dog.


MASTER CHIEF - He eats thunder and s**ts lightning.

TAGS: master chief
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by matthew

TheBritishGuy - June 7, 2009, 12:18 pm
BLASPHEMY! Besides, the chief is much more manoeuvrable and his real name is Chuck Norris. What do you have to say about your space marines now?
Elredin - April 21, 2009, 8:48 pm
meh compared to the imperium's space marines he's a little schoolgirl
NREEEOW - January 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
No, he eats pixels and ****s pixels.


PRICELESS - 4 Idiots One Smart Guy Priceless He Covered his face and saved his ass

THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.

SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.

TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by bs722

coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


TAGS: master warrior path life axe
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Reality Lord - March 18, 2012, 3:28 pm

see i woulda said comstipation sho?
Sho - March 18, 2012, 10:59 am
So much hostility in this picture
Reality Lord - March 18, 2012, 9:34 am

kill it...with fire
lgvernon - March 17, 2012, 5:35 pm

Oh~~~I thought perhaps it was you in your kilt {grin}
Rick69 - March 17, 2012, 5:15 pm
Thank Axe's mate for making that... :)
lgvernon - March 17, 2012, 5:12 pm

I really love this graphic~~
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 4:55 pm
oh My, the glory the glory

SHE-RA - Why wasn't the show more like this?!


TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by jalford

Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that **** made my day hahhahah



TAGS: master head learn
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by heyyouandthehuhwhats

heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 2, 2011, 9:21 pm
tyvm RL
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 2:02 pm

whooooooooooooooa!! hey new guy....su-weeeeet!


TAGS: see also masterbation virginity and oodles of free time
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Sean

mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:11 am
that's true...5 lies to you ;)
fascistfrenchman - October 28, 2010, 6:03 am
Lol - I love it.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:59 pm
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
As far as haters go, carpet bombing is just an outward manifestation of his own personal insecurities. It's nothing worth paying attention to.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:24 pm
Hatred, like money, is usually either earned or inherited.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 6:17 pm
Thanks GS, but I think indescriminate hatred is actually a greater insult as it denies me of all that is uniquely annoying about myself -- and those are some of my favouritist qualities.
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:41 pm
the Hoosier bomber, has been hosed
Faceplant31 - October 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
This poster is beyond amsome and the bomber hit more than just you sean, he got quite a few other's posters as well.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
Cool. I have a hater. Two 1-votes on two posters in a matter of minutes. Subtle.
agdaniele - October 27, 2010, 1:24 am
Still the goods... nay, the greats.

SAMUS ARAN VS. MASTER CHIEF - I think it's obvious which would win.

TAGS: samus aran versus master chief
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

CrazyMike300 - December 4, 2011, 7:48 pm
Whoever made this is retarded
CrazyMike300 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
If neither of them had their suits on, Master Chief would beat the living crap out of Samus. Considering Samus has a gun in her suit and Master Chief has to find weapons, that just makes Master Chief even better. Who made that picture, they're dumb.
MS - October 12, 2009, 3:49 am
U suck g4g
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 16, 2008, 8:58 am
Nerdiest. Poster. Ever. You made a poster out of statistics!!!! There aren't even any numbers; they're just represented graphically! I cast derision towards you and your ilk!
Drenix - December 16, 2008, 8:43 am
Honestly, I rather compare Mega/RockMan X, Samus aint that special, since she... somehow manage to lose all her habilities in each game. Plus, give Master Chief or anyone a suit like hers, or give her Master Chief's armor and there's no actual diference,
dgbt - October 21, 2008, 3:05 pm
samus would whup master chiefs monkey a**. with them p**** a** guns he uses. fukin halo fans, why dont u play some FUN games
MC Fan - September 12, 2008, 10:05 am
Yup, i second that thought brock0, there is no way that has been done fairly. Master Chief > Samus Anus. She should go back to the kitchen where she belongs.
brock0 - September 12, 2008, 8:11 am
and the rating scale was determined by whom?


TAGS: success christopher walken lessons from the master
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Zed - January 2, 2010, 4:04 am
Eh, needs more cowbell.
Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:49 pm
Heheh, nice one


MASTER CHEIF - NOT to be confused with 'Master Chef.'

TAGS: mastercheif
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by dylanklj

dylanklj - March 30, 2011, 1:40 pm
o soz :(
bassman007 - March 30, 2011, 12:28 pm
not to be confused with Master Chief either?

POKEMASTER - Everyone has a Dream.


TAGS: death lost master return dog
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

curlyrocks - August 22, 2013, 7:32 pm
No it makes it worse, my dogs sad if i'm out drinking for more than 3 days, If i wasn't coming back I shudder what he would do when he found out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2013, 6:59 pm
Our dog jumped the back gate last new years eve. He was 19 and he obviously decided it was his time, that makes it easier. But I still check every found dog sign and ad that I see. 5L
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 6:59 pm
this was more from the dog's point of view if that helps
curlyrocks - August 22, 2013, 6:55 pm
This is a great poster, but I hate it. I used to worry about what I am going to do when my dog dies, I got a lot emotionally invested in the big guy, but in the last 2 years I worry more about this exact scenario.

Musical Gophers -

TAGS: silence gopher composer masterpiece
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 3:11 pm

"I gave myself permission to submit it here" - mighty generous of you! 5Ls for the funny, and hell, another 5Ls for the poster, too!





TAGS: what the hell is that supposed to mean master
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - September 15, 2009, 11:27 am
Love this one Haarakkon. Very clever. Reminds me of an odd little movie called Revolver.

MASTER CHIEF - Corrupting the minds of children since 2001

TAGS: master chief j******t card pokemon halo
Rating: 2.64/5

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LOLOLOL - July 1, 2009, 3:06 pm
Honestly, POKEMON?!?! i'd perfer if they make a card game called Strike, which takes characters from vid games, history, movies and pins them aganst each other with factors based on stratagy offense speed ETC
Mr. Shiny - June 5, 2009, 11:44 pm
Why Pokemon?
Vision (the Unpurple) - May 4, 2009, 5:12 pm
Yeah, grass type seems about right.

EPICNESS - Don't you DARE deny it. Or else i'll add YOU to the cue list.

TAGS: alien vs predator master chief
Rating: 1.8/5

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HalordVGamer - July 10, 2011, 5:15 pm
I vote Master Chief wins Reasons: he won against 12 ODSTs in a fist fight @ age 14 he kiled the entire covanant armada and he can live falling to earth from outerspace through the atmosphere
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 11:26 pm

how long before Reach is out dude?
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 11:25 pm

you want epicness...short independant film...8 minutes. batman vs alien vs predator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjp0I_okX0w . enjoy.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:45 pm
Cubbybear - September 1, 2010, 10:44 pm
oh...mah bad....LOL
Cubbybear - September 1, 2010, 10:43 pm
I deny it's epicness...so there! I'm on the Cue List baby! First!
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:38 pm
Is the other one like Iron Chef?
TheTrashHeap - September 1, 2010, 10:38 pm
I know what predator is...
pzykosiz - September 1, 2010, 10:31 pm
i'm on the cue list. 1L
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:28 pm
I see nothing epic... I like how the artist got the laser glow... I can never get that right when I draw (even on Ph**oshop8). So, although one might see elements of epic in this, if I were under oath, I'd deny it's epicness. What do I win again?

MY GOD - He wears #18 in Blue and White

It's Not A Masterpiece -

TAGS: art masterpiece attitude life vision
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 6:51 am
Thank you :)
Greeny - August 18, 2014, 5:32 am
Another fine one GB - 5L

sovereignty -

TAGS: rule order master
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

spacedog - February 14, 2014, 6:48 pm
ughomer - February 14, 2014, 5:39 am
Sho nuff! 5L.
Greeny - February 14, 2014, 5:31 am
Yeah, but aren't you married?
EmilioDumphque - February 13, 2014, 11:22 pm
The wind has no will. I have no king.
Reality Lord - February 13, 2014, 11:20 pm

hauntingly profound

taxidermy -

Master of Disguise -

TAGS: pzy master disguise rerun haha
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Greeny - September 22, 2014, 6:24 am

proficiency -

THE KEY - To Making A Successful Motifake Master The Idea Unlock The Imagination

TAGS: master motifake think success
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - November 8, 2010, 6:56 pm

what did he say?
DavidEMartin - November 8, 2010, 3:42 pm
Mastering irony, cleverness, and wit helps too. Otherwise you're just another rightwing hatchet job over on Politifake.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:18 pm

rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:18 pm

Only when Icocnclast is here...oops, did I out a bomber? my bad
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:14 pm
I see, that is usually how the cookie crumbles round these here parts.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:12 pm

Thanks - It did well until Tim log on....and Tim, the mods have your number.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:00 pm
Rerun, this is amsome in everyway it could be. 5L
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 10:13 pm
In other words...stop taking everything so serious. Relax...Have fun...take a joke and dish them out


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...

SALON STYLISTS ON STRIKE - Negotiations all locked-up

TAGS: master lock
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sho - September 25, 2012, 11:10 am
Awesome picture!

BUT.. BUT.. - why don't they like anime?

TAGS: my masterpiece is being bombed
Rating: 4.71/5

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LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
Anime p*** forseti...just beware of the tentacles.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 6:05 pm
So there is unpopular stuff that is great? Can't believe that... Is it a trap??
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 3:26 pm
anime has its place and it is not here. Anime is like country music. The popular stuff is garbage.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:44 pm
make more sense!!!! I reject whatever isn't funny....if all anime happens to fall under that heading....well, Yeah for me!
Zealot - September 30, 2010, 2:33 pm
one thing i don't get is why they will reject if the pic in question doesn't even have a story to make a joke about
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:08 pm
BECAUSE.. BECAUSE.. (nuff said)

MASTERPIECE - "I try to not smile all day.... and they talk about me all day..... After all, I am a lady........"


TAGS: three meals a day for the slave fame and fortune to the master
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 12, 2013, 9:16 am
Ha ha .. I generally leave the humor for the more funny people.
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:14 am
Moti ~ for a fleeting moment, I thought (from the title) this was poking fun at the Masters PGA tourney!! How wrong can an Ug get?


TAGS: the task master
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 10:53 pm
Serve up a couple of enchiladas for me.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:47 pm
Cool. Glad to hear that. Back in a little... I am way overdue for dinner.
ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 10:44 pm
Just hangin' on. No worries. I'm a survivor.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:34 pm
Hope you have enough work to at least stay afloat for now, Ice... I know it's rough.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:29 pm
It's a throat and sinus thing... I always find it safer to keep away from alcohol on these ones. I just hope that it's not the lack of Guinness that has my throat this way.
ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 10:28 pm
Ouch. I hope things get better for you. Just remember, alcohol is a great antiseptic.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
I wish mine would slow down for just a couple weeks... I'm still trying to shake being sick, but it's hard to do when heat, dirt and heavy work is your antibiotic. Going on two weeks now, and it's just hanging on. I need to drink again, dammit!
ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Well, bidness is slowww, but otherwise things are not bad.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:15 pm
Otherwise, I'm fine, thanks. How's things with you?
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:15 pm
LOL! Aaaaaargh! No my crew! It's the monkey's crew!
ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 10:11 pm
Hey Aggy, how have things been?
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 11:32 am
How's that hangover this mornin' Aggy?
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 4:35 am
tis = it's -- f*** you... can anyone do better after 22 Guinness?
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 4:34 am
Patricia's Monkey formed tis crew as much as did the love for men's bonding. Leave your ego at the door, p****.

IRONY - When your pet is the master mind behind the definition.

TWO THUMBS UP - At least he still knows what a camera is

TAGS: hoffmaster thumb up delirium respect
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by panic8

panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:20 pm
Unfortunally not, these two bastards didn't told me that they'll see the Hoffmaster in Stuttgart... maybe he'll sing for their independent label!
motinet - November 4, 2010, 5:07 pm

He has no idea there is a camera. Their buddy is waving a beer at him to get the sh**
GreyScorpion - November 4, 2010, 5:02 pm
panic, is that you and the Hoff?

W·O·O·L·W·O·R·T·H·S - Bow down. The subliminal just got liminal.

ROAMER - Roamer Dances And Won't Tell you Why

TAGS: roamer blademasterv dancing
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by BladeMasterV

thehattinninja - October 30, 2008, 4:59 pm
good for you.
Overlord Douchebag - October 1, 2008, 7:49 pm
Oh, it's ok. I received a long-overdue promotion from the most powerful authority in the land. Myself. Nah, I kid, just fancied it up some more.
thehattinninja - October 1, 2008, 6:29 pm
i will never address you as captain. deal with it
BladeMasterV - August 31, 2008, 1:54 am
Hell Ya! Hi Five!
Captain Douchebag - August 31, 2008, 12:28 am
d*** right I'm a Captain.
BladeMasterV - August 31, 2008, 12:11 am
Hey he is a CAPTAIN get it right!
Roamer - August 31, 2008, 12:09 am
Just as I planed....
thehattinninja - August 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
but blademasterv. how do we need to find out if he is a man or not whe nthere is rule 16. on another note, the douchbag is probably never gonna find another use for knowing the safety dance.
BladeMasterV - August 30, 2008, 11:21 am
We finally know!
Roamer - August 30, 2008, 10:31 am
It was either that or Dancing Queen; and I'm definitely not a lady.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 1:18 am
I got it right? d***, first time knowing that part of Safety Dance ever came in handy.
Roamer - August 30, 2008, 1:15 am
Nope not at all. Where's mah chainsaw? (d*** it all; how'd he know)
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 1:12 am
Uh..You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind? 'Cause if your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine?
BladeMasterV - August 30, 2008, 12:32 am
Cuz you can!
Roamer - August 29, 2008, 8:36 pm
Nope... try again; of course I'll start hacking off limbs for wrong answers.... :)
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 8:27 pm
If I had to guess, I'd say it'd be to make a little extra money.
Roamer - August 29, 2008, 8:16 pm
ROFLMAO Thanks guys (maybe I'll tell you why I'm dancing later... but probably not)...
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 12:42 am
And he killed for your sins!


OMEGA - Why we NEVER make Robot Masters angry.

TAGS: megaman zero omega robot masters
Rating: 1.8/5

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agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:28 pm
Motifakers, on the other hand...

HOLY CRAP - Carl's JR.

SORRY - I appear to have farted on your gem.

TAGS: wishmaster
Rating: 1.46/5

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glow in the dark -

TAGS: easy shine light glow mastery
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:25 pm
Its also chemistry! LUV it!! 5L!
Bandit5906 - March 28, 2015, 2:03 pm
Stunning picture!
JesusWept - March 28, 2015, 10:19 am
...or radioactivity heh. L L L L L

Ray Charles -

Masterworks -

TAGS: marvel ant man masterworks movies unfair
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by kent1818

spacedog - February 12, 2016, 5:37 pm
Well, Iwon't deny kent's taste in movies. I didn't see the last Spider-Man because the one before it was bad enough, I will never watch another fantastic four movie after the first one. It was almost, *shudder, daredevil quality.
Greeny - February 11, 2016, 6:05 pm
in the 3rd grade we used to hold girls down on ant piles - that was funny
spacedog - February 11, 2016, 6:02 pm
Get some? Get some....nookie, cookie, or wookie? I'm afraid I don't follow. Do you make movies? Surely there must be some nookie, cookies or wookies for a guy that makes movies. I thought Antman was funny.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:17 am
Probably not, kent. But nice poster format for a first effort. 3L for format.